1) Here is the latest from Obama. Through his Non Profit Obama Foundation he wants to create a million young Baracks. While some would applaud a million young Baracks, there are others, who think one Barack was enough. These young Baracks would "Take the baton in that relay race that is human progress." WOW. Just imagine how excited you'll be when a young Barack, wielding the baton of human progress, shows up in your neighborhood.
2) "Mad" Mike Hughes (photo left) is a serious believer that the earth is flat. He wants to raise 2 million dollars to launch a rocket into space to prove the earth is flat. Has he thought if the earth really is flat that means it has edges. What if, on the way back down, he gets blown off course and goes right by the edge. "Where Does He Go?"
3) The latest from researchers at Tufts University of Engineering might have a drawback. It is a miniaturized sensor mounted on a tooth that can track glucose, salt and that old standby alcohol. So, if you've "had a few" a couple hundred Tic Tacs won't provide cover. Let's hope this bunch at Tufts doesn't come up with a tiny camera that can be mounted on another tooth. That would show who (whom?) you were with when you "had the few." That might or might not be a problem.
Memo to Tufts: Thanks, you've done enough.
4) Now regarding Stormy. I haven't commented on the story because I really don't care about the story, her attorney or her. But when the greatest news program in the history of news, the vaunted 60 Minutes interviews her, I feel obligated to do "SOMETHING." How about some advice from Captain Disinterested. After all their non-stop "Stormy" she and her attorney should give some thought to this lyric in Kenny Rogers' hit "The Gambler." "You Gotta Know When To Hold "em and Know When To Fold 'em."
5) A Mansfield Ohio woman was arrested for allegedly making lewd comments to the Easter Bunny while having her picture taken with him. She appeared to be drunk and was charged with drunkenness. It was not revealed what she said. It is obvious, however, that what is said to the Easter Bunny doesn't stay with the Easter Bunny.
