CityWatch Top 5 Fake News Stories
#1. A Federal Judge has just ruled that the U.S. Constitution is UNconstitutional.
#2. A recent article suggested that driverless Teslas might be used by terrorists. An Imam declared, “This will go a long way toward
replenishing the supply of virgins.”
#3. Both The Beach Boys and Space X, the company that launched the missing satellite, are from Hawthorn CA. Experts are blaming The Beach Boys.
#4. It is said a Grand Jury will indict a ham sandwich. Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Grand Jury just did. It is a ham sandwich from Sammy's Sandwich Shop and is charged with cutting the mustard and being served on too rye humor.
#5. Mayor Garcetti announced today a collaborative effort by the city’s new cannabis shops to provide marijuana to the LA’s Street Department to help fill some of our many pot holes.
(Tom Murphy is a writer, humorist, actor, disc jockey and an occasional contributor to CityWatch. He lives in Los Angeles.)
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